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1 larai me Pathan ne bullet proof jacket ki jga Macher dani pehan rkhi thi..

Poocha: Q...?

Pathan bola: Jsme macher nai gus skta usme goli kese ghuse ge.
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1 Hawa Ka Jhonka Ho Tm...

Mra Sb Se Acha Tohfa HoTm....

Aasman Ka Chamakta Tara HoTm...

Mre Jeny Ka Sahara HoTm....

Dunya Ki Kemti Kitab HoTm...

MreLiy 1 Gulab HoTm* ....

meri zindaga ka pehla...

aur aakhiri khwaab ho tum..,......,,.
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1 dehati orat check cash kerwany bank gai.
Clerk=Yahan sign karo.
Aurat=Kaise?
Clerk=Jaisy khat k akhir mei likhte hain
She wrote=

faqat
twaday KakÃ¤y di MÃ¤Ã¤.
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1 class ka bacha apni Miss sy khyta hy.

"Main aapko ky sa lagta hon?"
Miss:
"U R So Sweet"

Bacha:
"To phir main apny ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhyjon?"

Miss:
"Wo Q?"

Bacha:
"Ta k wo hamari baat aage chalaeen."

Miss:
"Ye kiya bakwaas hy?"

Bacha:
"Tuition parhany k Lye":-|
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1 charsi bujhi howi ciagrate pee rha tha
.
1 admi ne bola ye kaise pee rhay ho dhowan to nikal nahi rha
.
Charsi bola pagal ciagrate CNG pe ha.
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1 Bus mein Pathan ka paon Larki k paon per aa gia.

Pathan: Sorry

Larki: Get lost, andhay ho kia?

Phir 1 handsome larke ka paon larki k paon per aa jata hai...

Larka: Sorry!
Larki:
(with smile) It's ok, No problem :-)

Pathan Jal kar bola: Bibi, Hamara SORRY ka spelling ghalat tha kya..???_.;-).
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1 bazurg ne 50 saal books ka Mutaleya kia or un mai se sirf 4 Sunehri Baten apney liye muntakhib kin..

1- Allah k diye huve pe razi reh warna koi or maalik talash kr jo us se b ziada de.

2- Jin baton sy Allah ne mana farmaya un se ruk ja wrna Us k Kainat se bahir chala ja.

3- Agr gunah krna chahta hy to aisi jaga talaash kr jaha Allah na dekh sky wrna mt kr.

4- Allah ki ibadat kr wrna us ka diya huva rizq b mt kha
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1 bazurg farmatay hain.

"Aey Â¡nsaan Agar Tujhay Ye Maloom Ho Jaye K SÂ¡jday K Dauraan KÂ¡tni RehmataÂ¡n NazÂ¡l HotÂ¡ HaÂ¡n To Tu KabhÂ¡ SÂ¡jday Se SÂ¡r Na Uthaye".

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1 bar jo ruthay to mana tum na sako gay

hum jaise wafadar khafa such k KRNA

gul shakh c bichary to khain ka nahi rehat

tum zat meri khud c juda soch k KRNA
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1 Aurat TANDUR
Pe Rotian paka
Rahi Thi
Uska Bacha
Bar Bar Aag k
Pas jata tha
Wo Bachy ko
Aag se Dur
Betha Deti.
NABI (S.A.W)
Ne SAHABA (R.A)
Se Pucha
Ye
Aisa Q
Kerti Hy
SAHABA: TA'k
Bacha Aag se
Bach Jaey
AAP (S.A.W)
Ne
Farmaya
MAA se B
70 Guna Ziada
MUHABBAT Krny
Wala RAB
Bilkul isi Tarha
Apni MAKHLUQ
Ko AAG Se
Bachany Ki
Koshish krta hy.
Lekin
MAKHLUQ
Bachy ki Tarah
Bar Bar AAG Ki
Taraf Bhagi Ja
Rhi hy.
Think Over it.
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