1 Sheikh ne apni BV ka sadqa utara 15Rs ka or us mei 85 dal kr mobile card load kr lia BV: ¥e kia? Sheikh:Sadqa gharib Govt ko chala gya or balanc mujy mil gya.
1 PaThan ne Aaina Dekha or bola isko kahin dekha he thori dai sochne k baad bola: O! ye to wahi kameena hay jo Shadi k album me meri biwi k sath betha tha!:-
1 pathan 15 sal tak ALLAH se ro ro k aulad k liye dua mangta rha. 1 din pathan k pas frishta aaya aur bola" khan tujhe khuda ka waasta hy pehle shadi to kr le.
1 msg roz,
keep the frnds close,
Din me msg paanch,
Dosti pe na aaye aanch,
Din me msg dus,
Milay yari ka rus,
Din me msg bees,
Pehle 1 to bhej khabees..;-)
1 larki ne apni saheli se pocha Tumhara shohar Dosri Shadi Kr rha hy Tujhe Koi Etraz Nhi? Saheli: Nhi Mujhe Pata hy Wo China Ki hy Zyada Se Zyada 1 Saal chly gi