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Un Larkion K liy jo kehti hen k mery
Pechy bahot sy Larky pary huay hen,
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â€œUs Cheez K Kharidaaz ziyada hoty hen
jis Ki Qeemat kam hoti haâ€¦..
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â€œMatlb Wo Larki khud hee ghalt
OR
kam izzat wali hoti hy Jo aise
Kehti hyâ€¦

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Ultimately we had
to Spend Liquor Money
to Get back Memorabilia
of a Person who
was Against Liquor.
So Keep Drinking.
Help in Saving Reputation
of India!
Cheers
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Ultimate Truth..Funny

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Ultimate Truth....Funny

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don’t have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students–-
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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Ultimate Truth.... Funny

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Ultimate Bezatti :D
Boy At Bus Stop- Wow Nice Lipstick :P
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Girl(Wid Attitude)- Thankz !!
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Boy- Beautiful Dress ;))
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Girl- Thankx !!
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Boy- Awesome Jewellery :P
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Girl(Attitude me)-Thankz Bhaiya :D
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Boy- Kamaal Hai Phir Bhi Sundar nahi
Lag Rai kya Fayda in Sab ka :
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Ufone Paish Krta Hai 12 Aanay Package Apny Un Jazz Saarfeen K Liye Jinho Ne 29 February Se Apni Telenor Sim Istimaal Nahi Ki. To Aaj Hi Apni Zong Ki Sim On Kro. Warid Ka 100 Wala Card Load Kro Aur Sab Keh Do. Mazeed Tafsilaat K Liye Apne Ptcl
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Ufone paish karta hai 12 aannay package apny un jazz sarfeen k liye jinho ny 1st september 2008 sy apni telenor sim istimal nahi ki warid ka 100 wala card feed kro aur sub keh do.... Mazeed tafsilaat k liye apne Ptcl se dial karien 090078601 telefun telefun.
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UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE 'U' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO

ST__PID

B__DH__

BEWAK__F

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Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U

Ufone
Its all about U
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Ufone ka new package.

Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr

us sa cheen lejiay

Ufone
TM HI TO HO...
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