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Us ne kaha,
Mujhay mohabat ki saza 2
�WASI�
Ma ne jaa kar sab kuch us ki Ammi ko bata diya
YaaHooo�:) /(�,)/ ) ( _/ /_
Changi kut pai�
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Us ne kaha, Mujhay mohabat ki saza 2 ?WASI? Ma ne jaa kar sab kuch us ki Ammi ko bata diya YaaHooo?:) /(?,)/ ) ( _/ /_ Changi kut pai?
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Us Ko Chor Jane K Bad
Main To Marne Hi Wala
Tha

K Achanak Yad Aaya,Us
Ki cousion Ny Bhi Apna
Number Diya Tha,
/(â€˜,â€™)/
..(_) Uth Shazaday
../_/ Himat Kr..
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Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.
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UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
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Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ? :O
He : Im your brother , Just wait till i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No ! He : Im your boyfriend , You just broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let me reach the house :D:D
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Universal law
‘love can neither be created nor be destroyed;only it can transfer frm One girlfrnd to another girlfrnd with some loss of money“

First law
“a boy in love with girl continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy ,continue to be in love with him until or unless any external agent (brother or father of gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy;

Second law
“the rate of change of intensity of love ofa girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law
“the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping“.
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UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn't know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn't know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn't know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn't know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn't know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn't know what REST OF THE WORLD is!
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unhone dekha hme tirchi nazar se to madhosh ho gye..
unhone dekha hme jo tirchi nazar se to madhosh ho gye..
per jb pta chala ki unki nazren hi tedhi hai to.............

hum BEHOSH ho gye!!!!!!!!
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Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
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