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Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to
meri insult hy..
Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult
nhi kr skta..!!
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Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black?“
Customer : “What other colors do you have ?“
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Wah Faraz Wah!

Aankhon Main Nami Thi!

Aur Vitamins Ki Kami Thi!

Jiss Say Sari Raat Baat Ki!

Woh Larki Ki Ammi This :)

(‘-’)
</“/> Oh Shit
_/ “\_
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Wah Faraz Wah! Aankhon main nami thi. Aur vitamins ki kammi thi. Jiss se sari raat baat ki, Wo girl friend ki ammi thi . . >(-) //> O Sh?T _/_Yar
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Wafa Krna Sigret Sy Seekh Lo
A DOST
Jo Sirf Ek Hont Ki Khatir Sar Se Paon Tk Jal Jata Hain,
('.')/ GEO
<( ( Sigret Ful
LL PeeO Sigret
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W.I.F.E
â€˜Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

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Views 4 me
( yes, no, alot, some)
shrarti:
selfish:
crazy:
sincere:
rude:
caring:
freindly:
talkatve:
boring:
lovng:
confidnt:
beautyful:
Decent:
Rply honestly
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VERY… Cute
VERY… Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions…I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U….
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Very Bravo & Hard worker

Very Bravo & Hard worker

Phir Charon Ne Usi Floor Pe Ek Restaurant Khola.
1 Bhi Customer Nahi.
Kyun?

Petrol Pump Ka Board Nahi Hataya Tha.
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Vaar nahi yeh toh unki fitrat hai,
Hansi toh har haseen chehre ki jaroorat hai,
Naazuk sa yeh dil tufaan se takrane ki himmat rakhta hai,
Sisa nahi pathar sa bana do isse,
Jo nazron ke teer ka rasta badal sakta hai.
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