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Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha tu kesa mehsos kya tha? Husband:May mer jata agar mujhe AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti...

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Wife: Mehman Aa Rahae Hain Aur Ghar Mein Daal K Siwa
Kuch Nahi

Husband: Jab Wo Ayen To Kitchen Mein Aik Bartan Girana

Main Pochoon Ga To Kehna Qorma Gir Gia

Phir Dosra Girana Main Pochon To Kehna Biryani Gir Gia

Main Kahoon Ga Chalo Daal Hi Lay Aao

Mehmanoon K Aanay K Baad

Bartan Girnay Ki Awaz Aye

Husband: Kia Howa?

Wife: Daal Hi Gir Gai
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Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
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Wife: Janu,

Monday shopping,

Tuesday hotel,

Wednesday outing,

Thursday dinner,

Friday movie and

Saturday picnic

Kitna Maja aayega !!

Husband : Yes !!! Aur Sunday Masjid ke Bahir !

W: Kyu?

H: Bheek mangne !!! :P
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Wife: janu kitna sokha aur sakht hogaya hai dard horaha hai oil lagaow.

Sardar:na oye doctor ne high blood pressure ki wajah se oil use karnay ka mana kia hai
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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wife.ap ko mere khobsorti ache
lagte he ya aqalmandi.
husband.mughe to tumhare ye
mazaq ke adat ache lagti he
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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt
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WiFe Ko 'BeGum' Q Kehte He?

Qk Shadi K Bad Sare Gham To
Husbnd K Hisse Me Ate He

Or Bv Be-Gum Ho Jati He:-D
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Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho larka mujhe smile de raha hai....

Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tumhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii.....
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