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Wish u a VERY
Happy New Year
Valentine's Day
Basant Day
23 March
Independence Day
Eid-ul-Fitr
Eid-ul-Azha
Christmas Day
Happy Frndship Day
Mother Day
Father Day
Grandparents Day
Children Day
Happy Birthday
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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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wife

tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio nahi

bataya k tumhari pehli hi rani naam ki wife hay ?

husband

maine bataya to tha k mein tume rani ki tarah rakho gaa
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Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to ap mujhy kia dain gy?

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Husband : halka sa Dhaaakaaaa

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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
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Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha
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Wife:
Jan G main mar gai te ki Howe ga?
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Husband:
Main Pagal ho jaon ga!
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Wife:
dosri shadi te nai karo gay na?

Husband

Pagal da ki Pata
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I cant bear that much happiness
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Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!!
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