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When you have done wrong and you are in trouble.. go to your parents for a Sound Advice
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99% Sound 1% Advice...
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When you are old and gray and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
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When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,

Just let me know,

Because, I want to be there for you,

BECAUSE!!!!

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My Friend is Selling Tissue Papers
Buy 1, Get 1 Free…
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When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these wordsÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦ Eh Ganpat, chal daru laÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦
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When I was born Devil said� Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!.. & When u were born devil said � Oh Shit!!!! �. Competition�!!! �.
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When I Send an SMS It Doesn’t Mean You Have to Do the Same You Can Send Movie tickets, Pizza, Chocolates, CDs, DVDs Even DDs & Cheques are Accepted BE DIFFERENT
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When I Came Home in the Rain,

Brother Asked Why You Didn’t Take An Umbrella,

Sister Adviced Why You Didn’t Wait Till Rain Stopped,

Father Angrily Warned Only After Getting Cold, You Will Realize,

But Mother, While Drying My Hair, Said That Stupid Rain!

Couldn’t It Wait, Till My Child Came Home.
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when i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ………..pick d phone idiot
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When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE??
Ans: On Their MARRIAGE
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When an APPLE is Green
its Ready to PLUCK.!

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When a GIRL is 18,
She is Ready For........

NADRA I.D CARD

aur Kia.?!

Hamesha Galat hi Sochna.
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