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!!!Teacher: Tell me what is the meaning of SMS?

Sardar angrily said:

I know it means...

S- Sardaron aur pathano ka

M- Mazak uranay wali

S- Service !!!
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Zindgi shuru hoti hai rishto se,rishte shuru hote hain Pyar se,pyar shuru hota hai apno se,aur apne..

APNE shuru hoti hai DHARMENDER, SUNNY aur BOBBY se..
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Yamraj Took da Man in Hell. There he saw that Ghandhi Ji Dancing With Bipasha.. Man: Ghandhi ji ki Saza itni Mazaydar kion hai? Yamraj: Saza to Bipasha ko Mili rahi hai
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Yahoooooo.......! . Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi . (';') . . . Pen pencil scale eraser sab taiyar hai AB BUS... parhna baki hai.. Good Morning.
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Wife:India jao to saaree bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!

Husband ne jal ke kaha,
Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?

Wife: APNI VIDEO! ;-)
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Waisay to tum mujhkoAZIZho,

Halan k tum kya CHEEZ ho,

Nakhray to tum Aisay kartay ho,

Jaisay k tum
Shaukat Aziz
ho.
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W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y

Nhi smaj aya?
Zra ulta kr k dekho

HaHaHa!

Paagal!
Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga
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tum sms nahi kartay to main nay samja k shaid balance na ho is liay main tumay 100 wala card send kar raha hon load karlo Phir cal kerna our sms b karna ok Number Yah hai . . . . . Scratch here lllllllllllllllllllllll Sacratch khud ker laina. NOW CAL & MSG ME Ok.
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Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?“
Pupil : “The moon“.
Teacher : “Why?“
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it“.
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Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?“
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died“.
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