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Ye lo PANKHA
Summer gift 4 U
Ab light gai to prshan mat hona or humen yad krna!
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Ã¢â‚¬ÂWhatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s the best way to teach a girl to swim?Ã¢â‚¬Â a friend asked Mulla Nasrudin.
Ã¢â‚¬ÂFirst you put your left arm around her waist,Ã¢â‚¬Â said the Mulla. Ã¢â‚¬ÂThen you gently take her left hand
and…Ã¢â‚¬Â
Ã¢â‚¬ÂSheÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s my sister,Ã¢â‚¬Â interrupted the friend.
Ã¢â‚¬ÂOH, THEN PUSH HER OFF THE DOCK,Ã¢â‚¬Â said Nasrudin
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Ã¢â‚¬ÂIt is being rumoured around town,Ã¢â‚¬Â a friend said to Mulla Nasrudin, Ã¢â‚¬Âthat you and your wife are not
getting along too well. Is there anything to it?Ã¢â‚¬Â
Ã¢â‚¬ÂNONSENSE,Ã¢â‚¬Â said Nasrudin. Ã¢â‚¬ÂWE DID HAVE A FEW WORDS AND I SHOT HER. BUT THATÃ¢â‚¬â„¢S AS
FAR AS IT WENT.Ã¢â‚¬Â
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Â¤Kal agar mein mar b jaun,

Ae dost!
Mere marne ka gham na krna,

Aansu b na bahana,

Meri maiyat b na uthana

Direct
upar chale ana. Shughal lagayn ge.
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Hey ! Don’t force it , u r not cute.
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Uff Mere sms k dewane log.

Kuch b bhejo parhne lag jate hain......
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$ BREAKING NEWS $ WAPDA ka kehna hy k sirf APRIL mein awaam ko LOAD SHEDDING ki takleef brdasht krni ho gi . . . . . . . Te fair aadat py jaye gi.;.
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#include
#include
#include void main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfriends++;
money—;
}
printf(“govinda govinda“);
else
printf(“no girl friend“);
}.-………..god nt.
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# Wom Umar Bhar Ka Sath Kya Dega Faraz...

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Jisne Package Hotay Huye Bhi SMS Karna Chhor Diye.

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# MOMMY To CHILDREN: Jo Meri Baat Manay Ga.

Aur Meray Aagay Kuch Nahi Bolay Ga.

Main Usay Gift Dongi.

Chota Bacha: Lo G! Is Tarah To Saray Gifts Abbu Le Jayengy. :-)

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