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(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
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(Identification of Students)

1)
Mobile in pocket n bag full with Books.
(Sahiwal)

2)
Books in hands n mobile hang on belt.
(Lahore)

3)
Mobile in pÃ¶cket,
Rolled books in jeans n bluetooth handsfree on Ear,
(Karachi)

4)
Books in bag n mobile in hands,
(ISLAMABAD)

5)
Bag on shoulder n listening music on mobile FM.
(MULTAN)

6)
Free Night call packages,
Unlimited Sms,
No books no study but still students.
Proud 2 b
D.I.Khan
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(DUA of 2009)

aye Allah ! Main tujse apnay liye kuch nhi mangta,

bas meri pyari MAA ko aik Khobsoorat Si BAHOO ata farma ,

Ameen Summaameen
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(Aqwaal E Zareen)

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Choroo…

Tum Nay Kaun Sa Amal Karna Hai.
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(
!!!!!
* Mubarak ho*
SMS na karne pe
Aapko
Award
of Kanjoosi 2014
diya jata ha.
Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka
haq ha
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(...)teeno ko 1 1 1 rupya wapas de diya Mutlab teeno ne 24 24 24 rupy diye 24+24+24=72 aur 2 vater waly total =74 hovy Baqi 1 rupia kaha gya Jawab jaldi de..
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(...)N0dles A Hostel R0om 4:25 A.M Celebrtn Meanz 3 Old Frnds 3 Separate Cities 3 Coffee Mugs 1 Internet Messenger Celebratn Meanz Rain On A Hot Tin Ro0f Pakoras Deep Frying Neighbourz Droping In A Party Celebrtn Meanz U N M0m A Summer Nite A Bottle Of Coconut Oil N A Head Massage U Can Spend 100s On Brithdays 1000 On Festivals Lacs On Weddings But To Celebrte All U Hv 2 Do Iz Spend Ur Time Wd Ur Loved Ones Keep In T0uch Wd Those Who Care 4 u Gd Morning
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(...)h sab kese hua

Hasband : Is kutte ne kaat liya tha.

Aadmi : Yeh kutta ek din k leye mujha dedu.

Hasband : peeche line me lag jao.
Good Morning:-).
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(...)end Düring Päper)=Hüm Aäpke Hain Kaün? (Vivä)=EncOünter (Cöürse)=Godzillä (Märking)=Andhä QänÖön (Exäm Time)=Qäyämät (Cheäting)=Läge RähÖ Münnä Bhai (Qüestion Päper)=Ek Päheli (Answer Päper)=Körä Käghäz (Resült)=Sädmä (Päss)=Chämätkär (Fail)=Devdäs (Fütüre)=Fännä (VäcätiÖn)=Mästì
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