*FUNY GHAZAL* Biviyan Aati hain, HEER ki tarha. Meethi hoti hain, KHEER ki tarha. Namkeen hoti hain, PANEER ki tarha. Aur Phir Kuch Maah Baad ... Chubhti hain, TEER ki tarha. Hukm Chalati hyn Peer ki Tarha. Waadey krti hyn kisi Wazeer ki tarha Kar deti hain haal, FAKEER ki tarha. Nazar rakhti hain, Express k Shabbeer ki tarah. aur Phir Shohar k haathon MAARI jati hain, BE-NAZIR Ki Tarah.!!
*Dua for Election* YA ALLAH. KITAAB ko library me rakh, SHER ko jangal me rakh, TEER ko kaman me rakh, PATANG ko Aasman me rakh, ..or, CYCLE ko punchur rakh.