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Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?“
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated“.
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Toilette pepper
A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!
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Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
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Today is Under Wear Day :-)

Tell me which colour of under-wear you are wearing today?

No Reply means you are not wearning it..
SO reply Fast..

Send it to you friends and see that who many friends are not wearing it..:-)
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Today is MOBILE pooja day!

Today is MOBILE pooja day!

Pls remove battery & put in soap water for 30 min.

Clean sim card with brush

Put kunkumam & say

Govinda…..

Govindaaaa…
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Today is MMS day:
MMS means:
=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=
I’ve done my part..
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To Irish converse :
Paddy : My Dad Dug
the Suez Canal,

Murray : That’s nothing
have you heard of
Dead Sea.?

Paddy : yes,

Murray : My Dad
Killed it . .
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To do list:
1. Buy a sword
2. Name it Kindness
3. Kill people with Kindness
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To b a Good Professional Always Start d Studies Late 4 Exams Bcz It Teaches How 2 Manage Time & Tackle Emergencies Back Bencherz Association !! ;->
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To All My Friends
who are Double :

Happy Valentine’s Day….!
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To all my friends
who are Single :
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Happy Independence Day..!
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