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bachpan me hum waha sona pasand karte the jaha se chand tare dikhen. . .
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Aur aaj waha jahan
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charger ki pin lag saky
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Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se poocha: Ye hath main kia hay?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hay. Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hay maa.

Then Officer to a Pathan Sipahi: Tumharay hath main ye kya hay?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki ammi hay aur hamara khaala hay?
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Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se poocha: Ye hath main kia hay? Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hay. Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hay maa. Then Officer to a Pathan Sipahi: Tumharay hath main ye kya hay? Pathan: Sir, Ye
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Train mein I mosquito Chinese ke sir pe AA baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.
Fir I matchar Bania pe baitha. Us NE pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!“
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Train Me Upar Ki Birth Par Baithe Ek Budde Baba Barbar Bathroom Ja Rahe The.
Niche Ki Birth Par Baithi Mahila Ne Pareshan Hokar Pucha-
Aapko Chain Nahi Hai Kya?
Budde Ne Badi Becheni Se Kaha-Chain To Hai Lekin Khul Nahi Rahi Hai.
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Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:
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Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
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Trah Trah Ke Khane Paka Ker
Bher Dala Sara Freazer
Take Main Na Khaon Bahir
Kerk Ke Poora Etminan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
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Toofani Bezzatti~
Boy and Girl on facebook?
Girl ~ You never smile na..??
Boy ~ How can you say this.??
Girl ~ Your smiling pics are
missing here..
Boy ~ Ok then. . . . You don?t bath daily na??
Girl ~ Ya of course I do. . . . Why are you
asking ??
Boy ~ No, I haven?t seen any pics. :D
hahahahahahaahahah :P
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