Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ? :O
He : Im your brother , Just wait till i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No ! He : Im your boyfriend , You just broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let me reach the house :D:D
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Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… :
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Teacher 2 chiLd! Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
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Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until ä thäppär or ä sändal with ä velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his Face by ä lovely girl..,
This force is cälled be-ezzäti, which is directly propotionäl to shärmindägi..,
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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..
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