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Once 2 friends were going on a journey in jungle there came a bear 1 of them climbed on a tree n other lie down on ground held his breath bear came 2 him n said
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Putar a drama nahi chalna mein a kahani parhi hoyi hai.
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oh hello Zyda khush Mat ho Msg Mujhko Aaya Tha!

Apko to Sirf Perhaya hai..
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>Koi dost hai na raqib hai,
Tera shehr kitna ajib hai? >Wo jo ishq tha...
wo junoon tha, Yeh jo hijar hai yeh naseeb hai, >Yahan kis ka chehra parha karon,
Mere kon itna karib hai?
>Main kis se kahon mere sath chal, Yahan sab k sar pay salib hai, >Gila karain to kis se karain,
Jo ho gaya wo naseeb hai.
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This is nOT msg endigz?
Neechay 2 Line mazeed khali hy mere dost?

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…This sms is . . .

Time pass,
For Finger Exercise…
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…Sign on the door of
a Toilet in this time
of recession….,
Conserve Toilet Paper…
Use Both the sides
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…How to Make a Woman Happy.?

…How to Make
a Woman Happy.?

It’s not difficult to
make a Woman Happy.!
A Man only needs to be :
1. A Friend
2. A Companion
3. A Lover
4. A Chef
5. An Electrician
6. A Carpenter
7. A Plumber
8. A Mechanic
9. A Decorator
10. A Stylist
11. A Sexologist
12. A Gynaecologist
13. A Psychologist
14. A Pest Exterminator
15. A Psychiatrist
16. A Healer
20. A Good Listener
21. An Organizer
22. A Good Father
23. Very Clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
45. Give herÃ‚ Ã‚ Ã‚ Compliments regularly
46. Love Shopping
47. Be Honest
48. Be Very Rich
49. Not Stress her out
50. Not Look at Other Girls
51. Give her Lots ofÃ‚ Ã‚ Ã‚ Attention, but expectÃ‚ Ã‚ Ã‚ Little Yourself
52. Give her Lots of Time
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…Girl’s Father : Do you Drink.?

Prospective son-in-law :Ã‚ Ã‚ First tell me whether
it is a Question or
an Invitation.Ã‚ Ã‚
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“Your future depends on your dreams“ So go to sleep!
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