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Pyar kar k shadi karni chahiye
ya fir
Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye ?

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Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye
Lekin
Is ki khabar biwi ko nhi Lagni chahiye
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Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
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Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!.................Hindi funny sms
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Psychology of life:
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as ‘GOD’
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed
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Psychology of life:
At d beginning of any relationship evry girl treats hr bf as "GOD."
Bt later on somehow d alphabets get reversed.
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Professor: What Is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Jimbalakadi Bambalu
Profesor: What? Sorry, I Didn't Understand U?
Student: Same Here Sir!
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Profesr- Aj Pehli Bar Tum Class Me Bate Kr Rhe Ho Humesha Tum Nazre Jhuka K Meri Bate Sunte The
Kya Ho Gya Hai Tumhe

Stdnt-Sir Aj Mera SMS Pck Khatm Ho Gya Hai
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PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB.....

GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko....
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Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.................................funny text messages for friends
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Plz Ignore Mt Krna
1 Bcha Jo Bhut Chota Hai
Q K Bache Chote Hote Hai.
Us Bechare Ko Apni Potty Dhoni Nhi Ati
Hm Log Rozana Kitne Fuzul Msgs Karte Hen
Plz 1 Ye Msg B Sub Ko Forward Kro Taki.
Koi Uski Potty Dhula Sake..
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