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Yun PAKISTAN Se Dushmani Achi Nahi India
sheela Teri jawan He or Munni pahle hi badnaam he
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Yun mat Kheench mujhe apni taraf Mere Dost..

Ye Naya Sweater Phat gaya to main Chamat Laga donga..
(,)

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Yr mjhe tm se zrori bat karni hai is bat ka zikr kisi se nai karna
mujhe 3000 rupees ki zarorat hai maine kabhi tum se kuch nahi manga

mujhe pata hai k tum Na nahi karoge..

Or mujhe pata hai k tmhary pas paise hain?.

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Ye sab??

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Ek pathan ATM machine se keh raha tha

aapke hosh Q urr gaye
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Your dear, dear self reveals itself
Without a voice or face.
We have our own sweet home within
Our precious cyberspace.
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YoUn Hi BhuLa DyTy Ho Hd Karty Ho,
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Hum Insan HyN QuaiD-e-AzaM kY 14 Nukaat To NahE ;-) :-P
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YOU MAY HAVE 5 REASONS FOR NOT MESSAGING ME
1. No time
2. No free sms
3. No balance
4. Network problem
5. You don’t have enough Guts to disturb a “LION”
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Yesterday the
Whole Night
I was Thinking
Only About ‘U.’

Now I’m
thinking of ‘V.’

Tomorrow I’ll definitelyÂ think about W, X, Y & Z ..
Yenna looku..?
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Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe…

Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…

Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..

Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…
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Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh USA ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Woh TeeKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,
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Yeh alagg baat hai k mai chor chuka hoon fankarii..
Wrna
Teray jesay to main matti k bana laita Hun.

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