In a School function:
K.G boy Closed his Ears with both hands when a girl was about to strt her speech,
Other asked him why r u closing ur ears,
.......
He replied :
Dude she is d 1 whm i luv..& she is gonna strt her speech wid'
My dear brother & sister...
In a Coupe of a
Long Distance Train
a Man and a Woman who are Strangers travel.
Though Embarrassed
and Uneasy to be in
the Same room they
fall asleep.
Man in the Upper Berth
At 2 AM He gently
wakes her up saying,
Ma’am Sorry to bother
Can you reach into the closet get me a 2nd
Blanket, it’s Very Cold.
She said, I’ve a
Better Idea. Why Don’t
we pretend that We’re Married.?
Wow.! Great idea, he’s excited.
She said,
Ik Isharay Ki Muntizer Hon Teraiy, Phir Mujh Sey Kiun Faslon Pay Rehtey Ho Dedaar Tera Ho Jai Terey Ashiq Ko Our Kia Chaheye Tamana Hai Tujhe Bahon Mein Bhero Labon Ko Chomo Khatim Houa Intezaar Aa Jou ,Yeh Sada Chaheye