MASTER: Now that you have earned enough money working under me i suggest you to start your own business
SUPPANDI:Yes Master!I have been thinking of it lately.
MASTER: Oh!Is it?! What kind of business did u plan?
SUPPANDI:I am planning to start a saloon in PUNJAB!!!!!
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of
wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of
power… become lovers of wisdom. -Plato
Man woke up in a
hospital after serious accident.
He shouted, Doctor,
I can’t Feel My Legs.!“
Doctor replied, “I know
you Can’t — I’ve Cut off
Your Arms.!“
Main ne poocha kaisay ho Badlay ho ya waise ho Roop wohi andaaz wohi Ya phir is mein koi kami Hijr ka kuch ehsas to ho ga ...Koi tumhare paas to ho ga Main bichra ye majburi thi Kab manzor mujhe doori thi Sath hamara kab choota hai Rooh ka rishta kab toota hai Aankh se jo ansoo behte hain Tum ko khaber ha kya kehte hain? Main ne kaha awaz tumhari Aaj bhi hai hamraz hamari Phool wafa k khil jain gay Ik din hum phir mil jain gay.